If You Persist On Your Dwelving into the Domain of the
Dead Monkey Hearken well to these Words, know this,
The registrant of the Domain herinafter refered to as the
webmiester miester burgher (WMB), makes the following
statements.

1  The WMB believes in the freedom of expression.
2   The WMB believes in the freedom of speech
3 The WMB aknowledges that with these rights comes
responsibility.
4 It is to these rights that the Dead Monkey Society has
been Created.
5 The purpose of the society is to proglumate Life and Art.
And provide a nurturing envirioment in which both can
florish.
If You hold these Words to be self evident
You may be ready to continue Your sojourn
into the Domain of the Dead Monkey
if You don't
Leave Now